How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
i never want this post to die
I miss this
How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
i never want this post to die
I miss this
“Stand back, kid.”
amazing
chaotic good
HE JUST BREAKS THE FUCKING GLASS AND GIVES THE KID THE TOYS
I like how he tried to win one first
Three cheers for these guys [x]
This is how to be a good ally.
Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil
So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.
By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I don’t have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that I’m in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. I’m beginning to freak out, to the point where I’ve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat.
So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says, “Ma’am? Don’t be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?” and I was like “Are you serious?” and he was like “There are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?” and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was like “Right on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?” and I said yes.
So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy who’d been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction.
In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.
Please for the love of god yes.
My friend left class before I did. My friend is a 6+ft and 250+ lbs. So he’s not tiny guy. I ended up calling him and had him come back to the building our class was in and walk me to my car. It was 10 oclock at night and I just hated walking around campus by myself at night. I always felt safer with him around since I did have friends who were assaulted on campus. He didn’t even think anything about coming back.
seriously, why does no one talk about this movie?

it’s

a

pure

gold

cinematic

master

piece

One of the greatest movies ever.
This is one of my all time favorites.
“Mr. Body’s body! It’s gone!”
This movie was so fucking confusing
I remember it had three endings and on the dvd there was a surprise me option, so great
this is one of my favorite movies of all fucking time
H O G W A R T S . S E A S O N S
gryffindor; summer court
“If I cannot move Heaven, I will raise Hell.”
- Latin proverb
Ravenclaw || Gryffindor || Hufflepuff || Slytherin
My hair is so damn versatile these days.
can I add one…

Please add more….
I am…so grateful for the person that you are
please add some more






ok because you don’t even have to ask twice
thank you. bless you. please do keep on adding more to this post when you feel like it, you are glorious
Lord have mercy on my soul ❤️😍
2007: you are a pirate
2012: cooking by the book
2016: we are number one
science proves that a new lazytown meme reveals itself once about every four years. what will the the 2020 lazytown meme be? only time will tell
No, the rate is increasing. The new one will be in 2019, then 2021, then 2022. By 2024 we could be seeing a new Lazytown meme every six hours.
lazy town memes but every time a new one happens it gets faster
GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] female characters → MINERVA MCGONAGALL (harry potter)
“Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do, Potter.”
“This little baby deer got so scared crossing the road from seeing the car approaching, it dropped down in the middle of the road and wouldn’t move. After stopping and turning the car off to help them calm down, the mama deer cautiously came to the rescue.“
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